Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple
>boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them.
> > >
> > >The two men eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss
>is sending me to Saudi Arabia ", the one said, "But I don't want to
>go...too many Muslims there!"
> > >
> > >The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
> > >
> > >The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to
>Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said,
> > >
> > >"One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many
> > >Muslims!"
> > >The couple fidgeted.
> > >
> > >The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
>away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
> > >
> > >The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why
>you'll never see me in Indonesia ....WAY too many Muslims!"
> > >
> > >At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely,
> > >"Why don't you go to Hell?" he asked, "I heard there's NO Muslim
>THERE!"